Beauty of Mathematics!!!!!!!

| Thursday, April 30, 2009

Beauty of Mathematics!!!!!!!

 



1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321




Now, take a look at this...


101%



From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:



What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


If:


H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%



And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%



But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%




THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%



Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just the way I did.

Have a nice day & God bless!

 

 

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

| Tuesday, April 28, 2009

 

 

 

 

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss ??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of
his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
! MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out
of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and
comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else
?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the
moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the
sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5)! My father is so old that when he was in school, history was
called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a
teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've
failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's
performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and
stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out
of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours! is the tenth
case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? "
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same
day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

 

 

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Very Funny

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Plan For Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want 2 b a pilot.
James : I want 2 b a doctor.
Swati: I want 2 b a good mother.
Asif : I want 2 help Swati .

_____________________________________________________
Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

_____________________________________________________

Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom

_____________________________________________________

Delivered:

Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing.

The report said, "DELIVERED".

_____________________________________________________

Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.



Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift
with this oil?" Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift
nahin hai bhaisaab" Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai
CHOLESTROL FREE!!"

______________________________________________________

ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND
SARDAR DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE
MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..

MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY
BHABHI, MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO
PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

______________________________________________________

Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers
took some sandwiches out of their pockets and
started to eat them. "You can't eat your own
sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So
the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their
sandwiches.

______________________________________________________
A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective
novels, but he always started reading from the
middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start
from the middle keeps one curious not only about its
conclusion but also about its beginning.

______________________________________________________
Once a Sardarji was going to his office. On the
way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a
banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed
two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to
choice hai"!!!!!!

_________________________________________________________
A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a
party he introduced his family to his friends
saying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee
....this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!"

_________________________________________________________
American says " In America, marriages can happen with Emails...."
Sardarji "In India, marriages happen with fe-mails....!!!"

_________________________________________________________
Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?

A. Moti-vating..!!!

_________________________________________________________
Nurse - "Congrats.. Sardarji...You have become
a Father...." Sardarji - " Don't tell my wife yet....
I want to surprise her..!"

_________________________________________________________
Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be
pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"

________________________________________________________
What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE
.......... Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati
hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati
hai

________________________________________________________
Sardar to son: Idiot! What matchbox did u purchase?
Not even one match is burning.

Beta : How is it possible? I tested each one b4 buying...

________________________________________________________
Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just
won the 10 Million lotto. Wife : Do I pack for the
beach or mountains ? Man : Who cares ? Just pack
and get lost !

________________________________________________________
Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood
group ek hi hai? Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25
saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

________________________________________________________
Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai

Rabridevi ka laloo prasad

________________________________________________________
A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab
today.......

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are

still.....digging for more.

________________________________________________________
Sardar found answer to most difficult question
question ever What comes first - the chicken or
the egg ?

Oye yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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WHY RATAN TATA'S NAME IS NOT ON THE BILLIONARES LIST

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WHY RATAN TATA'S NAME IS NOT ON THE BILLIONARES LIST


 
 So many people around the world want to know that "What is the Net worth of Ratan Tata"?

TATA Group is running 96 businesses and out of which 28 Companies are publically listed on the various stock exchanges.
Tata Group is world's top 50 Group according to Market capitalization and Reputation.

Have you ever thought why Ratan tata's name is not in the list of
billionaire' s club? why Ratan Tata is not a billionaire on the Forbes magazine list of billionaire people of the world?

The reason is that, TATA Group's 96 companies are held by its main Company "TATA Sons" and the main owner of this TATA Sons is not Ratan T ata but various charitable organizations developed and run by TATA Group.

Out of which JRD TATA Trust & Sir Ratan Tata Trust are the main. 65% ownership of TATA Sons which is the key holding company of the other 96 TATA Group Company is held by various charitable organizations.

So this 65% ownership ownership of Tatasons Limited is not reflected on Ratan Tata's personal Financial Statement but on the various charitable organizations. and this is the reason why Ratan Tata is not in the list of Billionaire club.

if we put this 65% ownership of Tata Sons in Ratan TATA's own personal financial statement then Ratan Tata's Net worth can become more than $ 70 billion. and that's much more than the Warren Buffet's Current Net Worth of $ 62 billion, the world's richest person according to Forbes magazine 2008.


However, it doesn't mean that Ratan Tata is poor. In one interviews he had told the reporter that, "I have my own Capital". He is the chairman of Tata Group so obviously he earns lots of money every year as a bonus, remuneration and salary. However, Ratan Tata's Net worth is not $ 1 Billion.

He is not a billionaire on paper. but in reality he is the richest
person of the world. His net worth in reality is more than Bill Gates and Warren Buffet.
 
SO the good thing about Tata Group is that, They do Charity out of their Money...

And that is the reason TATA Group has generated so much of Goodwill over last 5 generations.


 

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Useful Microsoft Office Shortcut Keys

| Sunday, April 26, 2009

Useful Microsoft Office Shortcut Keys

Activity

Shortcut Keys

 

 

Copy

CTRL+C

Display the database window

F11

Find and replace

CTRL+F

Insert a carriage return in a memo or text field

CTRL+ENTER

Insert the current time

CTRL+:

Insert the data from the same field in the previous record

CTRL+'

Insert today's date

CTRL+;

Open a new database

CTRL+N

Open an existing database

CTRL+O

Paste

CTRL+V

Print

CTRL+P

Save

CTRL+S

Switch between the Visual Basic Editor and the previous active window

ALT+F11

Undo

CTRL+Z

Undo the changes you have made to the current field

ESC

Undo the changes you have made to the current record

ESC ESC (press ESC twice)

Alternate between displaying cell values and displaying cell formulas

CTRL+` (single left quotation mark)

Calculate all sheets in all open workbooks

F9

Calculate the active worksheet

SHIFT+F9

Copy

CTRL+C

Create a chart that uses the current range

F11 or ALT+F1

Display the Format Cells dialog box

CTRL+1

Display the Go To dialog box

F5

Fill the selected cell range with the current entry

CTRL+ENTER

Insert the current time

CTRL+:

Insert today's date

CTRL+;

Move to the beginning of the worksheet

CTRL+HOME

Move to the last cell on the worksheet, which is the cell at the intersection of the rightmost used column and the bottommost used row (in the lower-right corner), or the cell opposite the home cell, which is typically A1

CTRL+END

Open

CTRL+O

Paste

CTRL+V

Paste a function into a formula

SHIFT+F3

Print

CTRL+P

Save

CTRL+S

Select all (when you are not entering or editing a formula)

CTRL+A

Select the current column

CTRL+SPACEBAR

Select the current row

SHIFT+SPACEBAR

Undo

CTRL+Z

When you enter a formula, display the Formula Palette after you type a function name

CTRL+A

Bold

CTRL+B

Copy

CTRL+C

Create a hyperlink

CTRL+K

Create a new page

CTRL+N

Create an AutoThumbnail of the selected picture

CTRL+T

Display HTML tags

CTRL+/

Display the Microsoft Script Editor

SHIFT+ALT+F11

Italic

CTRL+I

Open

CTRL+O

Paste

CTRL+V

Preview a page in a Web browser

CTRL+SHIFT+B

Print

CTRL+P

Save

CTRL+S

Underline

CTRL+U

Undo

CTRL+Z

Check for new mail

F5 or CTRL+M

Copy

CTRL+C

Delete a word

CTRL+BACKSPACE

Delete an e-mail message, contact, calendar item, or task

CTRL+D

Make the Find a Contact box active

F11

Mark an e-mail message as read

CTRL+Q

Open a contact

CTRL+SHIFT+C

Open a meeting request

CTRL+SHIFT+Q

Open a task

CTRL+SHIFT+K

Open an appointment

CTRL+SHIFT+A

Open an e-mail message

CTRL+SHIFT+M

Open the address book

CTRL+SHIFT+B

Open the Advanced Find dialog box

CTRL+SHIFT+F

Paste

CTRL+V

Print

CTRL+P

Select all

CTRL+A

Switch to Inbox

CTRL+SHIFT+I

Switch to Outbox

CTRL+SHIFT+O

Undo

CTRL+Z

Add text to a picture

CTRL+T

Copy

CTRL+C

Display a shortcut menu that shows a list of commands relevant to the selected object

SHIFT+F10

Duplicate a selected object

CTRL+D

Group two or more selected objects

CTRL+G

Hide the selection box and resize handles of a selected object

SPACEBAR 

Move a selected object backward in the picture

CTRL+DOWN ARROW

Move a selected object forward in the picture

CTRL+UP ARROW

Nudge the object that is selected on the workspace one unit to the right or left

RIGHT ARROW or LEFT ARROW

Nudge the object that is selected on the workspace one unit up or down

UP ARROW or DOWN ARROW

Open

CTRL+O

Paste

CTRL+V

Print

CTRL+P

Save

CTRL+S

Select all

CTRL+A

Show or hide the Picture List

F3

Show or hide a workpane

F2

Undo

CTRL+Z

Ungroup objects

CTRL+U

Zoom to background

F11

Apply subscript formatting

CTRL+EQUAL SIGN (=)

Apply superscript formatting

CTRL+PLUS SIGN (+)

Bold

CTRL+B

Capitalize

SHIFT+F3

Copy

CTRL+C

Delete a word

CTRL+BACKSPACE

Demote a paragraph

ALT+SHIFT+RIGHT ARROW

Find

CTRL+F

Insert a hyperlink

CTRL+K

Insert a new slide

CTRL+M

Italicize

CTRL+I

Make a duplicate of the current slide

CTRL+D

Open

CTRL+O

Open the Font dialog box

CTRL+T

Paste

CTRL+V

Print

CTRL+P

Promote a paragraph

ALT+SHIFT+LEFT ARROW

Repeat your last action

F4 or CTRL+Y

Save

CTRL+S

Select all

CTRL+A

Start a slide show

F5

Switch to the next pane (clockwise)

F6

Switch to the previous pane (counterclockwise)

SHIFT+F6

Undo

CTRL+Z

View guides

CTRL+G

Add a page after the current page

CTRL+SHIFT+N

Begin a new paragraph

ENTER

Check spelling

F7

Copy

CTRL+C

Copy formatting

CTRL+SHIFT+C

Create a new publication

CTRL+N

End one line and begin another without starting a new paragraph

SHIFT+ENTER

Go to page...

F5

Insert a hyperlink for the selected object on a Web page

CTRL+K

Make transparent or opaque 

CTRL+T

Move between the background and the foreground page

CTRL+M

Move between the current page view and actual size view

F9

Nudge down

ALT+DOWN ARROW

Nudge to the left 

ALT+LEFT ARROW

Nudge to the right

ALT+RIGHT ARROW

Nudge up

ALT+UP ARROW

Open an existing publication

CTRL+O

Paste

CTRL+V

Paste formatting

CTRL+SHIFT+V

Print part or all of a publication

CTRL+P

Return character formatting to the current text style

CTRL+SPACEBAR

Save changes to a publication

CTRL+S

Select all text in a text frame, the entire story in connected text frames, or all text in a table cell

CTRL+A

Undo

CTRL+Z

Bold

CTRL+B

Change case

SHIFT+F3

Copy

CTRL+C

Delete a word

CTRL+BACKSPACE

Find and replace

CTRL+F

Go to page, section, line, etc.

CTRL+G

Go to the beginning of the document

CTRL+HOME

Go to the end of the document

CTRL+END

Insert a hyperlink

CTRL+K

Italicize

CTRL+I

Open

CTRL+O

Open the thesaurus

SHIFT+F7

Paste

CTRL+V

Print

CTRL+P

Repeat your last action

F4 or CTRL+Y

Save

CTRL+S

Select all

CTRL+A

Select to the beginning of the document

CTRL+SHIFT+HOME

Select to the end of the document

CTRL+SHIFT+END

Undo

CTRL+Z

 


Microsoft Word Function Key Combinations


Which function key combinations do you want to use?

Function key

SHIFT+Function key

CTRL+Function key

CTRL+SHIFT+Function key

ALT+Function key

ALT+SHIFT+Function key

CTRL+ALT+Function key

 

Function key

Press

To

F1

Get online Help or the Office Assistant

F2

Move text or graphics

F3

Insert an AutoText entry (after Word displays the entry)

F4

Repeat the last action

F5

Choose the Go To command (Edit menu)

F6

Go to next pane or frame

F7

Choose the Spelling command (Tools menu)

F8

Extend a selection

F9

Update selected fields

F10

Activate the menu bar

F11

Go to the next field

F12

Choose the Save As command (File menu)

 

 

SHIFT+Function key

Press

To

SHIFT+F1

Start context-sensitive Help or reveal formatting

SHIFT+F2

Copy text

SHIFT+F3

Change the case of letters

SHIFT+F4

Repeat a Find or Go To action

SHIFT+F5

Move to a previous revision

SHIFT+F6

Go to the previous pane or frame

SHIFT+F7

Choose the Thesaurus command (Tools menu, Language submenu)

SHIFT+F8

Shrink a selection

SHIFT+F9

Switch between a field code and its result

SHIFT+F10

Display a shortcut menu

SHIFT+F11

Go to the previous field

SHIFT+F12

Choose the Save command (File menu)

 

 

CTRL+Function key

Press

To

CTRL+F2

Choose the Print Preview command (File menu)

CTRL+F3

Cut to the Spike

CTRL+F4

Close the window

CTRL+F5

Restore the document window size

CTRL+F6

Go to the next window

CTRL+F7

Choose the Move command (Control menu)

CTRL+F8

Choose the Size command (document Control menu)

CTRL+F9

Insert an empty field

CTRL+F10

Maximize the document window

CTRL+F11

Lock a field

CTRL+F12

Choose the Open command (File menu)

 

 

CTRL+SHIFT+Function key

Press

To

CTRL+SHIFT+F3

Insert the contents of the Spike

CTRL+SHIFT+F5

Edit a bookmark

CTRL+SHIFT+F6

Go to the previous window

CTRL+SHIFT+F7

Update linked information in a Word source document

CTRL+SHIFT+F8

Extend a selection or block (then press an arrow key)

CTRL+SHIFT+F9

Unlink a field

CTRL+SHIFT+F10

Activate the ruler

CTRL+SHIFT+F11

Unlock a field

CTRL+SHIFT+F12

Choose the Print command (File menu)

 

 

ALT+Function key

Press

To

ALT+F1

Go to the next field

ALT+F3

Create an AutoText entry

ALT+F4

Quit Word

ALT+F5

Restore the program window size

ALT+F7

Find the next misspelling or grammatical error. The Check spelling as you type check box must be selected (Tools menu, Options dialog box, Spelling & Grammar tab).

ALT+F8

Run a macro

ALT+F9

Switch between all field codes and their results

ALT+F10

Maximize the program window

ALT+F11

Display Microsoft Visual Basic code

 

 

ALT+SHIFT+Function key

Press

To

ALT+SHIFT+F1

Go to the previous field

ALT+SHIFT+F2

Choose the Save command
(File menu)

ALT+SHIFT+F9

Run GOTOBUTTON or MACROBUTTON from the field that displays the field results

ALT+SHIFT+F11

Display Microsoft Visual Studio code

 

 

CTRL+ALT+Function key

Press

To

CTRL+ALT+F1

Display Microsoft System Information

CTRL+ALT+F2

Open command
(File menu)